By request, my Cafe Press store now has the Don't Drink and Quilt t-shirt (v-neck for now) in black! I'll keep adding options as I have the time to set them up. Thanks to everyone who has purchased items from the store so far (all 3 of you)!
UPDATE: Also available in a crew-neck in 3 pastel colors (pink, blue, and yellow. The 'I am a Bitchy Stitcher" tee is now on an organic cotton crewneck instead.)