- Minor dukes!
- Monty Python quotes
- Alliterative euphemisms for masturbation
- My friend Megan
- Crazy Snowflakery
- Robot fabric
- Witty one liners
- "You have enough fabric" Ha!
- Extra long meetings that never seem to end
- My dogs
- Steve Carell
- Jim Carey
- The Bitchy Stitcher
- Listening to someone learn a new language
- Farts
- Chevy Chase
- John Cleese
- The tactless truthfulness of my grandchildren
- Dogs that smile
- No empty nest! Fill it with fabric!
- Everybody should believe in something. I believe I'll have another piece of chocolate...
- I love a good meal, so I don't cook. - Maxine
- Lucy McGillicuddy Ricardo
- I'm sick of reality! I want a fairy godmother.
- OMFG!
- Fuck twerking! Can your ass cook?
- Y2K Fabrics
- Laurel & Hardy films
- Quilting with my "Quilters by the Lake" friends...always something funny!
- Baby animals at play
- Richard Scarry books make me laugh
- Telling old stories with friends
- Seeing myself in the mirror after a shower
- D.B. Cooper w/Dollie
- "Sparky"
- My grandson saying, "Nana, you are so beautiful!"
- My grandchildren
- "Life"
- What makes me laugh is when someone says or does something totally unexpected!
- Things shaped like penises
- The antics of my pets
- The move "Elf" no matter how many times I've seen it.
- My granddaughter singing "Let It Go" at the top of her 2 yr old lungs! Oh, and sass & snark...
As you can see, there are all kinds of interpretations in there, from names of comedians/comedic actors to actual jokes to completely cryptic things we can only guess at. And yes, there was a little butt kissing too, but we'll overlook it and save those for the Butt Kissing Quilt. I have to say, though this is not a competition, the absolute winner here is "alliterative euphemisms for masturbation." I am very, very tempted to turn that into some sort of a contest, just for the hell of it.
Forty-three blocks is fantastic and I'm so grateful to everyone who has sent them so far. But I still need more - lots more! I'll be posting reminders periodically, and if I come speak at your guild (see my new Lectures page for info) I'll bring instructions for the blocks to pass out to members. I hope this list gives you some inspiration and shows you that ANYTHING is fair game as long as it it something that makes you laugh.
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