HA! You thought that OTHER cover was the real cover? Why, of course I felt the need to COMPLETELY redesign it at the last minute—isn't that what you're supposed to do? Seriously though, I'm very happy with this cover and the book is looking GREAT. I've had a brief hiccup with the printer which is delaying me by a few days, but this bad boy is going to roll out by the end of November as planned. I expect only a small amount of bloodshed.
Just to remind you what the hell this is, I have collected all my humor columns from Quilter's Home magazine as well as some early GenQ pieces plus TWO COMPLETELY NEW PIECES into one handy paperback volume.
I will also be offering signed copies for $9.99 plus $3.00 shipping/handling for U.S. delivery—$10.00 for international. And you can PRE-ORDER those right now! Pre-orders for signed copies will ship on December 1 OR shortly before the official release, whichever comes first. Remember the pre-orders are for SIGNED copies—PDFs will be available the day of release, no later than December 1. Sorry! No signed PDFs. Yes, I'm serious - you know someone is going to ask.
If you'd like to pre-order a signed copy, just click the Paypal button below. If you'd like your book inscribed to a particular person besides the name on your Paypal account, just let me know in the Notes To Seller section. I promise not to inscribe it to "Douchy McAsshat" unless you specifically ASK me to. (Please ask me to!)
After December 1, I will no longer be taking pre-orders as the book will be considered "released" and the price will go up to $12.99 per copy.
NOTE: Paypal is not letting me deal with shipping options very well. Shipping is INCLUDED in the price of each copy. I will refund any extra shipping when I determine what multiple copies cost to ship after receiving your order.
Thank you all for your support! And the penis emails!
Pre-orders are now closed. Thank you so much to everyone who bought a copy! Copies are now available here at the regular price as well as PDF downloads.