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Quick! There’s a horde of brain-eating zombies headed your way: you only have an acrylic ruler, some safety pins, and a bias tape machine. What do you do?

And, hey, zombies aren’t the only scary things quilters have to deal with. What happens when your teenager discovers your stash? What are your rights when you get arrested by the Quilt Police? Do you know how to tell which urban legends of quilting are based in fact? What should a quilter’s insurance policy actually cover? And what did the Buddha have to say about all this?

Quilting Isn’t Funny is a collection of hysterical essays by the inimitable creator of the Bitchy Stitcher blog, Megan Dougherty. This is quilting humor with a sharp edge, pieced together from wit, snark, and a little bit of satire. Turns out, quilting is funny. No, make that freakin’ hilarious.


If you'd like to order a signed copy, just click the Paypal button below. If you'd like your book inscribed to a particular person, you can enter the name in the box below before you hit the Paypal button.

I also have the book available as a PDF for $5.99. PDFs will be emailed to you within 24 hours of your purchase. Please see your e-reader's website for instructions on how to load a PDF on your Kindle, Nook, or other device.

If you want your book faster and don't need it signed, it is also available on Amazon.com in both paperback and Kindle editions.


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WHOLESALE
Yes, I do sell these wholesale! Please contact me at dontdrinkandquilt (at) gmail (dot) com to inquire about wholesale pricing.

1 comment:

Deb Erwin said...

Megan, I just finished your book and I loved it! It is totally my kind of humor. I will tell all my quilty friends they HAVE to have this book! Thanks for the laughs.
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